the life and times of dejai marshall

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

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magicalflyingbrows:

adthenewt:

superciliousassbutt:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

superciliousassbutt:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

detectiveincamelot:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

morgrana:

but what do americans call biscuits

Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits. 

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!

They are American biscuits. 

…That is not a biscuit. 

These. These are biscuits. 

Those are cookies. 

These are cookies:

Everything else is a biscuit. 

THOSE AMERICAN BISCUITS ARE SCONES 

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best-of-text-posts:

do you ever look through old pictures and think

where the hell did that shirt go

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All the time!!!!!

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all of my plans for the future start out with “when i get rich”

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